This is what is amusing me today. Not just a little. A lotto -

Matt Willis - Sunshine Lover

It is him, his voice sounds so strange without a guitar based track behind it. It's the kind of track you can imagine doing *little fish, big fish, cardboard box* too. I'm listening to it now and it's just so fucking hilarious!

I've had a good day today. Yesterday night I spent most of the evening in tears. I hate my parents sometimes. Desperate Housewives managed to restore my faith in this world. Somebody find me a plumber who looks like this -



Going to Cath's tonight, will have to put up with her and Asher all night.

*is promptly sick*

Ha ha, 'tis Wednesday. That's 1..2..3 days till the weekend. Not that I'm actually doing anything. I am officially a hermit.

I quoted James Bourne yesterday without even meaning too! 'how did it end up like this pmsl. Deep and meaningful moment me thinks. But I've chatted to Katie and she's cool about it and Alex is 'interested', which I suppose I should be scared about!

I couldn't get away from House Choir today, I have been forced to sing doo doo doo to my little heart's content.

Mr Milne is convinced my middle name is whore. Nice Mr Milne, very nice.

A note from Sarah.
hello harriet the sausage harriet the sausage is a spaz.

And there we have it, a note from my good friend Sarah who, I will mention is the grand old age of 4 in December. (actually she's 16, but you wouldn't guess it)

Another note from Sarah (she just won't go away)
Thankyou wortho! I do not remember being asked to leave, you are not a spaz really but you are a sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And once again, a big thank you to Sarah. She will be around all week and will be taking requests.

My ex two best friends both know something no one else knows. Whilst my current best friends have no a clue.

How did it end up like this?

'Am I bothered? Do I look bothered? Ask me if I'm bothered. Am I bothered? Ask me if I'm bothered.'

You have no idea how much that amused me.


You can tell I'm tired today. Whilst cleaning my teeth this morning, I went to spit the toothpaste out in the sink, missed, and ended up with it all over my jumper. Joy.

Watched Comic Relief on Friday, Mum gave £20 and I gave what I had on me which was a fiver. Edith won Fame Academy *woo* and Douglas had fuck me hair. Green Wing was hilarious, it's so odd that you can't help but laugh.

Saurday I went to town, I had £4, yes £4 to spend. I'm rich, I tell yer. Ahem. Anyway, yes, £4. I bought some music to stop Mr. Arse-ton from pulling my arm off and then beating me to death with it because I didn't have any. So now I can play Hallelujah. Which is good.

Sunday I watched The OC. I am convinced that it was the best episode ever. They should have a drunk Seth all the time. I watched Sister Act, I love that film so much and then that SuperVolcano thing. Which was alright but has managed to scare the shit out of me.

Gosh 'tis quiet.

Having a good day, though Mrs. Howe did tell me to keep my 'princess thing' off my head because if 'I wanted to be a princess, I'd have to be one at home'. Well for your information Mrs. Howe it's a hairband, and I'm a princess at home and school. HHmMMMMMMMmMMM.

Stayed at Cath's last night, we went to Brahms *yawn*. I finally straighted my hair to the point of no return and wore a pair of rather snazzy pink and black stripey socks and some Converse. I looked wierd, but in a 'good way' as Cath kindly put it.

Got to see loads of people, that was the best thing about it really! We chatted to Alan for ages, and he asked us did we think his trousers were too tight. Seeing as I have a ginormous crush on the guy, I immedialey turned red at had to wrap my scarf round my head. Talked to Henry briefly, had a really bad urge to shout at him FOR FUCKS SAKE WILL YOU ASK ALICE OUT AND PUT AN END TO ALL OF OUR MISERY. But I didn't. Got a hug of Tom, which was nice, also got called a dudette by him. I'm nt sure weatherd to be flattered or angry that he is referring to me as half guy and half girl. Mrs. Howe was there, me and Cath spent the whole time trying to hide from her.

I found out Laura did and still does topless modelling. She's only just turned 15. Hmmmm. Oh, and I'm meant to keep that a secret so *shhhhhh*

Got Dr. West next *noooooooo*

We were bored...

I am sat on THE dandiest chair, I just caught my foot on it and ended up plummeting towards the ground at a high speed. It's not bouncy though :s.

I have the Godzilla of all spots on my face today, it's like mini volcano just waiting to erupt. I look like the elephant man, I think this spot may take over the universe if it gets any bigger.

Going to Cath's tonight, trying to get out the car with a two bags, a pair of boots and a ginormous file proved interesting this morning. I had to do a James Bond and roll out the door instead.

what's new pussycat, woah oh oh oh

Actually nowt is new. I am still boy/girlfriend less. I have no home computer which is depriving me of slash. I have no brain for anything at the moment, which is certainly not new news.

Went to Serrah's yesterday, very short notice and I ended up tying to ring Dad on everyone's phone. Thank you to the nice people that gave me their phones. No thank you to the people who didn't.

4 months till I go to America *sings*CALIFORNIA, CALIFORNIA, HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOME ahem. Do you think they'll take me as an extra in The OC? I could be Summer's younger, attractive (PMSL) sister who just happens to steal the love of her life Seth and run away with him. I will be informing the writers of The OC of my script writing abilities. I'm sure they will be impressed.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ha ha ha, look what I did

I just found James Bourne described as a "hyperactive guitar-spanker"
I have no idea why I find this so amusing. And he described Matt as a "fustrated dancer" who dances "like a maniac"

Sorry, that was just random.

Bourne, yesterday


The intranot cyberhighweb has been 'abuzz' for a few days with a leaked MP3 of a 'new' song by James Bourne (pictured, right, in his late entry for Up The Arse Corner).

Some of ver kids are saying it's about Charlie. Others claim it was written for Yellowcard. Most agree that it's pretty good. (It actually sounds - CALL THE IRONY POLICE! - quite a lot like Fightstar.)

Here at Popjustice we believe in truth (though we lie a lot), so we called James last night for the definitive etc etc story on the song.

He didn't know the song had leaked, but talked about how frustrating it was that the song had turned up, mainly because it's a totally unfinished demo - "there's even a massive hole in the middle" - that was left by the wayside well over a year ago. He said it was like us half finishing a piece of writing and then everyone seeing the first draft. (He clearly hasn't seen Popjustice for a while.)

We told him that fans seemed to like it, but he said he saw the song as being pretty average, adding that if people liked 'End Like This', they should wait until they hear the "new shit".

In other Jamous Bourne rumour-mill news, James says that Mark from V isn't the drummer in his band and that he hasn't recorded two - or indeed any - songs with Ronnie Wood's daughter, nor does he have any plans to. He adds that there's so much nonsense going around that he almost feels like calling another press conference just to set the record straight, which to be honest would be fine by us because there were some nice pastries at the other one.

In conclusion, he has two things to say to fans of The Busted: 1) Please don't download 'End Up Like This' because it's a rubbish demo of an old song, and 2) Don't believe anything you read unless it's in quote marks. So: "Don't believe anything you read," James said, "unless it's in quote marks."

Just to reiterate, then: DO NOT go to Bustedonline.org and download the really-quite-good 'End Up Like This' as an MP3

<3 Popjustice

"For the record, we want James to put together his own group (which as has been widely reported elsewhere is WHAT HE'S DOING ANYWAY), we want Charlie to get his band a new logo, and we want Matt to stop doing things like Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway because deep down and in spite of whatever insecurities he has he knows he's better than all that."

and <3 for TOTP

"McFLY - 'ALL ABOUT YOU'/'YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND'
You've gotta love the grumpy indie kids who moan about McFly not being a proper rock band. You know the kind of thing: "They're just manufactured pop. They can't even really play their guitars, ACTUALLY...", blah blah blah...
And yet if Keane had come up with as perfect a pop moment as 'All About You', they'd all be swooning about and pretending it speaks to their inner souls, or something. Granted, a sweet, acoustics 'n' harmonies summery pop tune like this (it's like a junior 'Obviously') feels a bit draughty when the whole country is being buffed bright pink by cruelly cold winds. Luckily the 'Fly's cover of 'You've Got A Friend' should provide the equivalent of a warm rub-down in front of a blazing fire, so you can get the chill off your bones"

End Up Like This
( James Bourne )

Another Monday, the start of a brand new spanking week. And it has got off to a shit start. Found out something that didn't exactly brighten up my day and to top it all off, Mrs Howe has decided to be especially evil. She took my sheets to use as an example, just to hold up in front of the class. So when she had finished with them, she just dropped them on the floor and walked all over them. When I pointed out she had my sheets still, she replied with 'that's your problem' and gave me a dirty look.

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ahem.

Saturday I went shopping in Asda in my batwoman skirt. I was listening to my I-Pod and swinging on the trolley, and didn't notice my mother. So I ran over her. Woops.

You know when wsomeone starts off the sentence with 'don't take this the wrong way...' or no offence but.. you just know they're about to be mean. My Mum goes to me, don't take this the wrong way Hatz, but you look really scruffy even though you have changed' ARGH, I changed because she asked me to, put on batwoman skirt, clean t-shirt and shirt. Ditched my warm furry pink trousers and GAP hoody to look smart-er and she still critisises me. Mothers, who wants them?

Sunday I spent aaaaages doing coursework and loading stuff onto maff. Oh, The Bates's came round, I cannot stand Immy any longer. I wanted the world to open up and swallow me whole without chewing. I did get to watch The OC though, good episode.

Heard James's un-released song. Knda bought the fact Busted are split home. It would have been about now that they would be returning with new stuff. Hmmm.

Second part of Maths next, heres hoping Mrs Howe has choked on her lunch and won't be coming back.

I luffs teh icon, i wants teh icon

Had a snow day yesterday, NO SCHOOL *does wierd little dance*
I stayed at home instead and did looooads of homework and baked a cake (go me). We walked to Pately and the boys caned me with snowballs. I had hem down my k-nickers and it looked like I had wet myself.

So today has been crap in comparison. Poor Alex is still ill and Sarah is 'ill'. Note the difference.

*yawn* tiiiiired.

Took 2 hours to get to school. Damn snow. Charlie and Bertie's school was closed for today *grumble grumble*

I WANTA THE CONVERSE



Mrs Bowers is 64 *eye pop*

So it's full steam ahead for the Grammar School at Leeds petition.
(http://www.petitiononline.com/grammar/petition.html). It has over 176 signitures so I'm hoping this will mean that they will change the motto and the logo. Shine. So they're teaching us how to be gay now instead of assuming we are.

Maths test came back to me today, 38%. I could have done worse. Maybe. Mrs Howe the cow made me cry. I hate her so much, since when has black nail varnish stunted a student's progress?

I rest my case.

It's 1 O'clock and I'm watching a semi naked vampire in pink leather pants writhe across my TV screen. Oh the fantasticcyness of it all.

*in loudest voice possible*

This is a libary, for WORK.

Be quiet.

I'm spamming my own journal.

( Sneak Interview )